Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012

Steak

A really attractive girl that makes you forget about other girls.

"How are things with Lola?"
"Over. I realized she was a veggie burger and decided to find myself a steak!"

by blondegarlic December 15, 2016

STEAK A LA GRANGE

A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.

Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?

by Cheddar Cheese Hold The Stank April 4, 2024

Steak housing

When your girlfriend has a yeast infection and gets you to ass fuck her, then eat the pussy and the ass. You get the yeast roll and the truffle butter on the side.

I went steak housing with your mom last night, best dinner I ever had!

by ProfitablePaul February 16, 2024

steak fried rice

Fried rice that contains a steak flavor/ingredient.

Steak Fried Rice is good.

by mr man the science man April 14, 2023

Steak

When someone is very strong

Ex.
Man that guy is a steak he must go to the gym

by A$AP_JACK July 7, 2019

steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022