derek norris

A mammal who yells at anything and everything. There are many couriois sounds that come from his anus every 15 minutes. Yelling and farting equals being pationate.

If you experience a Derek Norris moment you have felt the vibrations.

by Fart juice ram July 16, 2017

Sebastian norris

Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive

I wish I was a Sebastian Norris

by anonymous December 19, 2023

Norris

Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.

Mate, she didn’t just squirt… she went full Norris and turned my bed into a swamp.

by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025

Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.

Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!

by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021

The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland

Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.

by Moxord January 10, 2014

Cooper Norris

Cooper Norris is one of the most loving and most respectful person on the planet! If you ever come across one !PLEASE! look after him and care for him as he will do the same back:) Cooper is sporty, funny, entertaining, realistic, romantic, loves soccer, if girls love him he'll love back, good looking, good friend, respects his brothers and has fun small parties. please if you see one or know one pls keep him close as a friend or a crushxx

Who's that?... That's Cooper Norris, he's a hottie and loves everyone around him and he is respectful ASF!
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex

by Ya Boi Nate November 23, 2021

Alexander John Trew-norris

My name

It's not Alexander John Trew-norris isnt

by killerwolfycraft May 15, 2021