Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.

Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020

Batty fap

Bum wank.

Arse wank.

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.

by MintJollyBoy January 6, 2012

Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food

"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."

by Karab okama January 7, 2021