tall noodle

a smol bean but taller

always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean

by meanpeoplearetrash May 15, 2020

Back in this noodle

A statement made to notify others you are back from being gone.

Wuddup Playa, I'm back in this noodle.

by Red Dye December 9, 2007

wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.

Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"

by DJhousekitty February 15, 2015

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008