my gf

A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.

Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.

by whywontitletmehavemynameasbit November 30, 2020

my name is jeff

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u

by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014

my mom's home

when you're having passionate anal sex and you hear the garage door open so he pulls out and you shit everywhere

UGGGGHHH MY MOM'S HOME

Rachel: Why is Nate changing his pants?
Tim: He got a bit excited and his mom came home

by ebrosion December 9, 2011

My battery is low

It means it is starting to get dark and people will be sad.

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

by Opportunity February 16, 2019

My Hero Academia

Arguably one of the new big three.

And the hometown of the LGBTQ community

Bro, why is there so much gay My Hero Academia porn of Midoriya and Bakugou?

Probably because it has a lot of swoll men

by HoodShine July 16, 2019

my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

by MAD14 January 4, 2015

my type on paper

An annoying quote said on the show Love Island by girls initiating that the guy is attractive and their usual type physically.

''Do you like him?''

'' He's my type on paper. He's tall, dark and handsome but I just don't feel a connection with him like he has no chat.''

by doorshagger July 10, 2017