Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
Hey, Muddy Puddles!!
by pholter February 24, 2024
Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.
Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.
by SpecialKray December 14, 2022
A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010
by beemoody February 21, 2016
(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.
Verb tense: muddy-submarined
Verb tense: muddy-submarined
Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!
Or...
Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success
Or...
Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success
by The Red October March 20, 2017
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno July 21, 2015