Moostrichbun

A hybrid animal that is formed when mooses and bunnies make sexy time and their offspring procreates with an ostrich. It is a mammal that screws face to face.

Devin Parker is the only person to spot one in the wild. He saw it in Camas, WA after a long night at Jiggles.

For more information inquire at room 209 Sigma Chi Delta Zeta

Devin Parker and Ross Knutsen really got crazy with that moostrichbun last night.

by ILOVE STEPHENBRANCH March 15, 2009

Moist Lunch

Oppisite to dry lunch

A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.

Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people

I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch

Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.

by lee_mozzy October 27, 2009

Moist Phoenix Grip

The act of one women sticking her hand up her wet vagina, and giving a hand job.

Last night me, and Bill did a "Moist Phoenix Grip while talking about our day.

by XXBurittoblowerxx October 24, 2011

Moist Brownie

Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.

Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*

by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

mobsterbate

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .

Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

moist cock

It is just a moist cock and is very good to women

Moist cock is good

by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017