fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

Minky night

Usually a friday or saturday night, when a girl lose's her sim card and gets completely naked so somebody will help her, and may be influenced to do anything like licking there nipple.

Did you see that Jade on minky night, she was gone! she wanted to go home so bad.

by ashleyyycastlee September 25, 2010

mikey way

Mikey Way is the Bass player for the most amazing and life saving band ever, My Chemical Romance. He is the YOUNGER brother of Gerard Way and came up with the name for the band.He had lasik eye surgery and no longer wears glasses and he suffered a break down during the making of TBP and became depressed, he got help though and now hes all good...Thank god.... because MCR would be nuthin without him! He is married to Alicia Simmons.
Mikey Way is Freaking SEXY!!! i love him to death and he is so talented!....*fangirl moment over*
And... NO.... HE DOES NOT have asthma!

Confused fan: " Mikey Way has asthma thats why he used to never jump on stage"

Me: *Slaps em on the face*

by cookies4everyone June 21, 2007

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

sea monkey

little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.

basically the coolest thing ever.

they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.

my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.

my sea monkeys are mating!

you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!

by tabbo January 5, 2006