Rough Minge

A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog

1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.

2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!

by Jebzilla May 14, 2012

minerals

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.

"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"

by Uncle Carl October 16, 2009

gold miner

Someone who mines for gold.

Guy: I mine for gold. Like, down in a gold mine. *cough*

by Rogultgot February 10, 2005

ass miner

the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones ass looking for shit, then scooping out the shit and eating it. ass miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.

john inserts his finger into jeff's ass and scoops out some shit, then john eats it. john is an ass miner. jeff is the ass mine.

by dark bud December 2, 2009

coal miner

A sexual act when anal fisting a person and then grabbing a turd and pulling out a lump of coal.

when Graham was fisting Pavan he took hold of a black rock and pulled it out! proclaiming himself the worlds greatest coal miner.

by CoxHall Master March 26, 2007

Mineral Point

a town

in wisconsin
with cows
but no hicks (:
fun-time
a key wrestling town

ex:
We have to play the amazingly powerful Mineral Point Pointers tomorrow! yikes!! (:

by jemmm May 10, 2009

minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.

Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!

by notapaki August 27, 2003