Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.

Real gamers play Minecraft.

by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020

Minecraft

An adult game only for pro gamers

Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft

by Rxgie January 4, 2020

Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.

I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.

by lil kettle March 10, 2020

Minecraft

Literally the best game that has ever been made. The music is powerful and will bring you to tears once it's been heard. Nostalgia is Minecraft, Minecraft is nostalgia.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard of minecraft?

Person 2: *crying* Yeah.

by yeigo March 11, 2020

Minecraft

Possibly the best game in the world.

"Why were you up so late last night?" "I was playing Minecraft."

by Mekacz March 24, 2020

Minecraft

A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.

Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!

by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020