mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012

Mind-boggle

To mentally excite or put somebody in a trance due to something. To blow somebody away.

Verb of mind-boggling

That pretty keyboard really got you mind-boggled then

by Nazannex November 2, 2023

Mind Rape

Ones thoughts when one is sensible enough to not rape people but horny enough to get of to the thought of doing it to a hot individual.

"Damn, just the thought of those shortsmade me mind rape her"

by SweetDaddyJ April 11, 2016

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

Mind booggling

When mind boggling just ain't enough.

This posse cut is mind booggling!

by T-Lenious Monk May 3, 2011

Mind Doublewide

In the mini series Sherlock the character by the same name referred to his mind as a castle. a castle that he would figuratively travel through. Each room was filled with knowledge that he had stored away for him to easily relocate in a time of need.

A Mind Doublewide is the poor white trash version of that. It is a repository of usless information mainly comprised of Pro Wrestling knowledge, 1980's action movie quotes, blist actor names, ways to work over the government, and dead cats. lots of dead cats.

"how are you able to quote this movie dude? Who has even seen this man!?"

"Didn't have much to do back at the trailer park, buddy. Its all in this Mind Doublewide."

by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020

Menu Mind

Expecting every problem in life to have an available solution like choosing from a drop-down menu.

The student had a menu mind and couldn't understand that the question didn't have a one word answer.

by Rupert art March 27, 2013