Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.

“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”

by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021

You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.

by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021

Michigan

Michigan is a place where it’s 20F one day and 80F the next u can meet the Ohio haters in the Lower areas and the Trolls aka basically Canadians in the Upper Penninsula the one state where a hand is ur map and Everyone and I mean Everyone says they are from Detroit or Petoskey everyone born there either hates Ohio or the US as a whole

Random person: where ya from
Michigander: I live near Detroit
Random person: oh cool I’m from Ohio

Michigander: Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Me.

by _Dia_ June 8, 2021

Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 4, 2025

Michigan Rapper

Rappers that have the most ghetto lyrics possible

Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"

Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"

by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025

michigan windpipe

the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games

me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!

by lostubbos July 9, 2025