Marting

Having sex at Walmart

Bryce was caught marting with his girlfriend

by 22fhsn May 7, 2019

marting

The present participle/gerund form of the verb "to mart."

A philosophical manner of thinking. Marters balance being smart with being simple to express important ideas to all people. They believe that philosophy should be accessible to all, not just fancy people with thic dictionaries. They never equate big words with intelligence or simplicity with stupidity. The world needs more people who like to mart.

Person 1: what's your favorite activity?
Person 2: I enjoy marting.

by oyahbecka March 26, 2019

Marriaged

marriage married

“What’s yours is mine. What’s mine is yours.”

“That’s marriage, not dating. We aren’t marriaged, so no.”

by Branflavin October 28, 2019

Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse

Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”

by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020

Marving

The feeling of being moderately starving.

"Yea, I'm feeling marving lets go get a bite to eat"

by Lak3n April 2, 2020

MartinGale

The art of draping ones endowment, camel jockey, jonny walker, or cock- on a

volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.

Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief

by The Truth1420 September 10, 2020

Marriage

The union between man, woman, and burger.

"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"

by Burger2454 December 14, 2020