Maidenless

The act of having no females, popularized by an npc in the game Elden Rings.

Person 1: "I got 99 problems but a maiden ain't one"
Person 2: "Your maidenless, doing maidenless task gtfo".

by Thatphilosophygamer March 19, 2022

Maidenless

Ryan Down

“You seen that guy Ryan Down”
“Yeah he maidenless”

by Avocado 6942069 March 19, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

A prime example of Maidenless man is Mr MCCARROLL

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by donquavious higglebottom March 23, 2022

Maidenless

Anybody who has played a single souls game, warthunder, cup head, getting over it, osu, LOL, overwatch, FNF, warzone, cold war, tarkov, dahood players, and Undertale series. Being maidenless is the equivalent to having "No Bitches".

"Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...

You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity."

by OKVBOKODS March 24, 2022

Maile

She likes to punch her sisters bbbbuuuttttt she has a white dog... so that's nice. she also doesn't go to school very often!

Wow maile punched her sis!

Wow maile missed the whole year of school!

by kile meany 509 March 1, 2022

maiden less

A phrase that was said in the new hit game Elden Ring. said by a strange man and is most likely to telling u that you got no bitches.

guy1:im sorry sir but u are maiden less
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.

by poerihfbriuovhroc March 4, 2022

Mapleneck

The Canadian version of a redneck

A mapleneck went snow sledding in his fish tank

by Taytay89 April 8, 2022