chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025

Mormon stroke

To masturbate but bring you to the brink of cumming but not cumming, as a Mormon

Amos Ames was hitting that Mormon stroke

by Amos Ames August 19, 2025

Mormon Laugh

It is a laugh that Mormon people do that sounds like “tsk tsk tsk”

Person A: tells a joke*

Mormon person doing the Mormon laugh: “tsk tsk tsk tsk!”

by Son_of_the_sourh April 15, 2025

Mormon Shaped

Damn near Slenderman

“Damn, that mf Mormon Shaped.”

by PattersonLite March 30, 2025

Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

by thatsepic January 9, 2025

mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire

Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 20, 2025