silver milf

an older woman who is a milf. not to be confused with milf or cougaress.

guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"

guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"

guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."

by big bad chuck April 10, 2010

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Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

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Milfage

The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.

No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!

by mmmBooty June 15, 2008

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milf hunter

people who bone franny's mum

me and holes

by r mannifield June 26, 2003

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Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.

Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."

by darein July 21, 2011

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