Major Bucket Eater

The term used to describe a man who sleeps around, a man who has toxic habits in a relationship, or a man afraid of commitment. In worst bucket eater, it’s all three.

Grace deserves so much better, Cameron is such a Major Bucket Eater.

by Madpad April 16, 2022

Maloroid

A furry porn artist, recently quit however. Very talented.

Who do you jerk off too?

Maloroid.

by Lunaluvsm October 17, 2022

Maiorel

Maiorel, according to my dear outrageous Christian Puerto Rican mother, is a adorbs nickname for soulmates mainly used by a horny corny couple, oh yeah baby! &*$% her right there in and out, and my friend, give him a job down there..

Oh shit, its the Maiorel's fucking again

by Spic09 February 9, 2023

Maloros

Ukr. 'Малорос' - 'small russian'. Frequenty used as an russian imperial view in relation to ukrainians. Also used in Ukraine to ironicaly define pro-russian or/and russian-speaking Ukrianian.

Не варто плутати думку українців та малоросів(You shoud not confuse the opinion of Ukrainians and maloroses)

by porohobot March 11, 2023

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

MajorFish

Majorfish also known as 'Fish' or 'Fishkers' is the Manager of the Shockwave Citadel Discord Server. Although, due to a lack of activity he was recently passed in chain-of-command by Pianoscout. Fish is infamous for his immature and spiteful acts toward new and old community members. It is surprising to this very day that he is still a staff member.

Fishkers is one of the most recognized member of the community because of his actions. #ImpeachFishFromStaff

Key: SC = Shockwave Citadel
(SOURCES: Shockwave Citadel | SC Website | SC TEXT CHANNELS)

"Man, that MajorFish guy is such an asshole." - Person 1
"I know right, what a jerk." - Person 2

by Xai Choi August 25, 2023

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023