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rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!
by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008
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Lobster Volleyball

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.
*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"
by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010
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Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom
Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!
by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009
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Lobster Bib

A Superman/Pearl Necklace hybrid. When your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. You then, place the bed sheet over the Pearl Necklace. If performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.
My girl fell asleep before I got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before I left.
by Russell Crow 184 July 8, 2009
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red lobster

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix
"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"
by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006
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lolster

the article lolbster are spawned from.

see also: toaster + lolz

also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo
"Lolbster /rofflewaffle shot down Dr. Squid with a roffle waffle from a lolster"

"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"
by Jesta March 2, 2004
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Cock Lobsters

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.
by Zaggerty September 24, 2005
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