Linus

Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.

Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."

by crappybull September 1, 2013

Linus

An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.

Let's play rugby linus
K

by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

Abraham Lincoln Syndrom

A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.

This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.

A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.

- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."

- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"

by Ideosynchronicity July 11, 2009

Lincoln

Gentle and caring usually very trustworthy. Most if the time won't think twice about turning you in if it means they get out of trouble though. A sensitive person. Will never pass up the chance to be the center of attention!

A guy who's man enough to cry!?!

Yup that's Lincoln for you

by Fishinatankk March 9, 2017

Lincon

Only the hottest of the hoes get a man/boy named Lincon. Lincon’s are the sexiest, hottest, most amazing men of all time. Only people who are absolutely smoking hot get named Lincon.

Pretty bitch - “My hot bf, Lincon, is calling me”
Bitch who can’t get Lincon’s hot butt - “Your bfs name is Lincon!?”

by Boy named Lincon November 7, 2021

USS Abraham Lincoln

An US Aircraft Carrier that was to be decommissioned, but instead was used as a pawn in the Persian Gulf to create WWIII.

Remember that time we falsely accused Iran of of sinking the USS Abraham Lincoln just so we didn't have to dismantle her nuclear engines?

Yup.. remember how we live in a Fascist Government..

by InsiderInfo2011 February 15, 2012

Lincosuine

Slang for a chauffered Lincoln Towncar.

I couldn't find a taxi, but a Lincosuine offered to give me a ride for cheap so I took it.

by Donny O August 30, 2006