Lighting Titties Up 

lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb

A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.

Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."

Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."

Lighting Titties Up by Hero523 January 19, 2009

Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.

my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.

Lightening bug thread by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

grease that lightening 

originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.

ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"

grease that lightening by MaryWash November 29, 2011

snag lightening 

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

snag lightening by Marcus January 2, 2006

Lightnin' 

only the coolest, most awesome person alive!!!! uh duh. nd one of the best outfielders i know, cept SOME ppl are too blind to realize it. nd last buh not least my best friend!

theres no examples.
no one can duplicate my best friend.
theres only one LIGHTNIN'!!!!

Lightnin' by Tward. LOL! April 18, 2008

lightening bolt

Phrase used by a special boy that commonly goes by the names of Big Gay Paul, Big Bird, Earthworm Jim, and KITV.

Big Gay (throwing tennis balls): Lightening bolt! Lightening bolt! Sleep! Death!

lightening bolt by The Love Shack March 7, 2005