hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017

banana loaf

Thanks for actually coming, so i wanted to tell you something important, so go onto snap and search up @localasda and add them, then send them toe pics

Amanda? Have you sent toe pics to @localasda on snap??

No why?

Well you can get paid!! that’s why i quit my job and i got free banana loaf

by IntuLakeside January 2, 2021

Loafing

the action of sitting with the appearance of a loaf

my cat is always loafing

by MiloTheFriend February 19, 2023

Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos

"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

loafed

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

Poopy loaf

A shit

I have to take a poopy loaf.

by trapaholicc February 7, 2021

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019