lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb
A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.
A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.
Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."
Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."
Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."
by Hero523 January 19, 2009
Get the Lighting Titties Up mug.a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007
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The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011
Get the Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out mug.originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
by MaryWash November 29, 2011
Get the grease that lightening mug.An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.
Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.
by Marcus January 2, 2006
Get the snag lightening mug.only the coolest, most awesome person alive!!!! uh duh. nd one of the best outfielders i know, cept SOME ppl are too blind to realize it. nd last buh not least my best friend!
by Tward. LOL! April 18, 2008
Get the Lightnin' mug.Phrase used by a special boy that commonly goes by the names of Big Gay Paul, Big Bird, Earthworm Jim, and KITV.
by The Love Shack March 7, 2005
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