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lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.
Hey! Come over here, lobster.
by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011
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Lister

one of the heaviest garage MC's in North London. Featured in Club Bangers "Poka Games" and "My mums fit and u know it". However his career took a a turn for the worst when a movie clip surfaces on the internet featuring intimate scenes with him and fellow R.A.W crew member Mc George. Since then he has gone into hiding but is rumoured to still be in the London area.
Tracks included:
Poka Games
Silent Nights
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My mums fit and u no it
by R.D.H April 21, 2005
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Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved
I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..
by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010
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Blue lobster meme

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex
Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes
by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022
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lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.
"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."
by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005
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lobster sex

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!
by homosexual March 29, 2003
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lobster

1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.
1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!
by Digi Koala May 13, 2005
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