Kyle

The definition of scum, who wants what he can't have

Kyle is such a shit starter

by Strugglebuddy69 June 25, 2016

Kyle

Someone who does drugs every weekend, eats tomato sauce sandwiches and commits mindless vandalism.

Kyle's been back at it with the law-breaking and tomato sauce sandwich eating...

by Uncle Whitmore April 15, 2018

Kyle

A person who often gets bored,and ends up being cocky on urban dictionary and writing about himself

Reader: Omg the writer here is such a Kyle

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb July 19, 2018

Kyle

A ugly ass dude

Kyle is so ugly

by Lal papie March 31, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a stupid, adopted, bald, smelly, chunking, ugly, loser that was a huge hole in his face and gets whipped hard at night.

Kyle sure is an ugly loser. I feel bad for anyone that is his friend.

by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

Kyle

Kyles almost have braces into their late thirties

Holy shit that nigga kyle still has braces

by Painful ketchup December 22, 2018

Kyle

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends

1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by Mebitchhh July 30, 2018