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Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.
by no one146 May 1, 2006
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Duluth door knob

The insertion of a hand into an anus, forming a fist, and wrenching in a back-and-forth motion similar to the act of turning a doorknob.
A. "Grandpa gave me a Duluth door knob last night!"
B. "My butthole hurts this morning" "Did she give you a Duluth door knob?"
C. "You have to start with a finger or two, you can't jump right into gettin Duluth door knobs!"
by pancho88 June 29, 2011
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sneaky knob

The act of one committing oral sex stealthily without knowledge or consent of the target. Usually committed by a homosexual male.
"SNEAKY KNOB if I get it in my mouth I get to finish!"
"damn, Ive been sneaky knobbed, get off asshole"
by Darkbob November 5, 2006
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tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015
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Door knob

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.
WTF is that smell, door knob!!
by Rick Swank September 5, 2005
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corn cob knob slob

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob
"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"
by B218son May 2, 2010
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scob your knob

Rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm. see also Nuggie.
If you dont shut up I'll scob your knob.
by J. Burke January 17, 2008
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