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Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.
Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.
by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008
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drop-kick dog

little white extremely fuzzy dog with a little voice that cuts through your head like a half-broken bandsaw that I'd kick without picking up
There she is walking her drop-kick dog on my lawn again.
by RaisinMuffin July 12, 2007
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shit kicking

Put on your boots and cowboy hat, we're going shit kicking tonight.
by LRReal April 5, 2012
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FRESH KICKS

NEW AND WHITE B-BALL SHOES THAT JUST PIMPIN
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ,THOSE ARE SOME FRESH KICKS YOU GOT
by NCON3000, JB and Bro August 7, 2005
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kickass

The USA Olympic basketball team is kickass!
by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
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Keg Kickball

A game that is very similar to regular kickball, except for home plate is replaced with a keg.

Rules are as follows:

1. A player must have a beer in his or her hand at all times, even in the field. Under no circumstances may a player set down his beer.

2. When coming up to kick, a player must fill his or her beer, and the beer must be finished immediately after making an out. If the player gets on base, he or she must completely finish the beer before crossing home plate. If the beer cannot be finished, the player is allowed to throw the beer in his face while going from third base to home.

3. All disputes are settled by jousting, which involves two players filling their cups and standing directly across from each other. The players then charge each other, beers held outward, and slam the other player in the chest with the cups. The player with the most beer left in his cup wins the dispute.

Other than the above changes, regular kickball rules apply.
Jimmy left the playing field, covered in beer, sweat, vomit, and mud. Many found this to be a peculiar mix, but Jimmy explained it's part of the territory for any dedicated keg kickball player.
by Matt Adams May 17, 2007
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kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.
Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::
by Tito March 14, 2004
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