New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

Jesicka

A big poophead.

You are a jesicka.

by crayon123 July 16, 2009

jessiefail

A jessiefail is similar to an "epic fail". But, epic fail is all worn out and overrated. Jessiefail is the new "epic fail". It means to fail hugely and immensly.

Girl 1: I just saw this kid fall in the lunchroom and spill his lunch all over his pants!
Girl 2: hahahha, what a jessiefail!

by Jacq333 May 14, 2009

jessiel

Jessiel is the meaning of having a true heart, hard worker, loving man, very handsome, never gives up, will always put a smile on your face, loves cats, stoner, very lucky to have in your life.

Last night jessiel cuddled me up in bed.

by stonedcatlover420 June 16, 2016

Jessica

Always friends with Ava. Really hot 🥵.and a great sense of humour

Jessica is really smart.

by BerryScaryMonster October 24, 2019

Jessicaism

Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.

The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.

by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006