Poppin a Jared

Having a boner for short period of time

Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "

by LOOK aid mans October 31, 2016

jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"

"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold

by susafet August 6, 2016

jared ramsey

1}someone who is awesome
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4

i lost my wife to jared ramsey

by FrostfireHBI July 11, 2017

Jared Joke

Dry ass joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"

by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.

Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.

by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018

Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021