Ocean Moment

When 🐟Oceanblue🗡 has a thought he shares with the world, usually incredibly stupid

Person: Why did you give your passwords to scammers?

Ocean: They said there were from Microsoft

Person: Ocean Moment

by Vortex_shark October 7, 2020

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Murawski Moment

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon of a person saying/doing utterly retarded shit.

Friend 1: "I like that Toyota Corolla because it is not a sedan."
Friend 2: "A Corolla is a sedan."
Friend 1: "Oh, I forgot what a sedan was."
Friend 2: "That's a Murawski Moment."

by xouden October 20, 2020

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- The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.

A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.

"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".

by Swayspoon July 19, 2013

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MOTY Moment

The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.

I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.

by suewags December 28, 2011

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