ice docking

freezing a turd for use as a dildo
"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo
by goober chickenshorts February 25, 2005
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Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth
Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.
by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009
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ice king

A man who is wealthy and who has a prominent career and who is aloof, holier-than-thou, cold-hearted ,also a control freak. Matt Lauer is definitely an ice king!
The Today Show's ousted longtime anchorman who is fired due to a long list of sexual harassment/sexual assault accusations is definitely an ice king.
by LAJrTiti December 05, 2017
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piss ice

To remain calm, cool and collected in a pressure situation. Derived from the phrase "to have icewater in one's veins."
Man, we're down by 2, but our top scorer is going to the free throw line to shoot a pair. We need him to piss ice right now!
by Matches10 May 14, 2010
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Ice Monkey

When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .
by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 20, 2010
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Ice Queen

A boss ass bitch who doesn't care about what anybody thinks.
"You look ratchet"
"Fuck you, I'm Ice Queen. I'm fabulous as fuck."
by Versace Ice Queen July 10, 2014
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ice bitch

a soul stealing, hardcore bitch. a girl that uses people and acts like a fucking bitch all the time for no reason. usually not very attractive, but for some reason guys still go out with her. they probably just got tired of fucking pillows so they go out with her. basically a girl on her period 24/7.
Man, who is that girl in the RAV 4. See looks like an ice bitch
by FUShannon September 26, 2006
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