infidelicious

How food tastes when eaten in front of someone whose religion forbids them from eating that food.

Hey Achmad, this pork butt is infidelicious. Too bad you can't have any.

by I'm disgruntled September 25, 2006

The cupcake incident

The doom of EDP445 which labeled him as a child predator and a pedophile

Me: do you know edp 445?

Bro: yeah i liked him before the cupcake incident

by Attack titan August 20, 2022

The December 17th 2021 incident

Quoted by Soundcloud user BigMuscleManSam, on November 1st 2021 he predicted that the Queen of England will die December 17th 2021. His prediction may be true as the Queen is going through her "new phase".

BigMuscleManSam: On December 17th the Queen will die. This will be called The December 17th 2021 incident.

by Hondahs December 2, 2021

Heaven Stairway Incident

On May 27th, 2021 in New York City, we will experience the Heaven Stairway Incident, a horrifying incident in which our Creator will lift us into the skies and we will become one with the holy spirit.

Random Citizen: Holy shit, what's happening?! Is this the Heaven Stairway Incident?!?

YouTube Creator Jschlatt: What the fuck are you talking about? I swear to God, all I see is a goddamn Happy Meal in the backseat of a car! Are you okay, dude? I can seriously take you to the hospital if you want.

by HappyMeal777 December 6, 2020

infident

Infinitely confident.
Having infinite belief or assurance.

When you are describing your goals and achievements, be direct and be infident.

by Ha Ba March 2, 2015

since... the incident

A phrase popularised by Australian YouTuber frezned. To be said ominously after saying something that has or has not happened. It has an even more powerful effect if you ask/bribe some friends/passers-by to shake their heads and tut immediately after you have spoken.

I haven't eaten marshmallows and ketchup since... the incident.

No one has seen Jennie since... the incident.

I've been wearing odd socks since... the incident.

by purple_beret January 21, 2012

masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011