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I was hoping to get a BJ off that girl last night, but she wasn't into it so I settled for a hanna montana.
by brianguy October 24, 2015
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Hannah (Bebahan)

Such An amazing Woman Streams when she wants and does what she wants and does things for people as well
Bebahan is so beutiful and amazing her real name is Hannah (Bebahan)
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Hannah Montana

A horrible Disney Channel show.

From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):

Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.

So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.

Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.

Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".

Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:

"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"

"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD September 7, 2008
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Hannah Montana

A Disney Channel Original Series (DCOS) starring Miley Cyrus as Miley Stewart and her dad (Billy Ray Cyrus)who plays Robbie Ray Stewart. Miley stars as the main character, a middle school girl who has the secret life as a pop star known to the world as Hannah Montana. Her friends, Lilly: an excentric blond (played by Emily Osment) and Oliver: a Hannah obsessed boy (played by Mitchell Musso) are the only people in school who know her secret, other then her dad and her older brother Jackson (Jason Earles)!
Hannah Montana is Music's Biggest Star but its her school's Biggest Secret!
by Jackson Maxson November 11, 2006
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Hannah

Girl that cheats with your man which cause you and him to breakup but still gets upset and doesn't understand why you had to block her on insta. Also she looks like and emo pig.
"hannah is really upset and hurt that you blocked her on insta" -Jennifer
" Wtf she think was gonna happen when she slept with my man? We'd get pedicures and go shopping together"
by HannahHater May 30, 2017
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Hannah the Banana

The girl who sings I am a banana at random parts of the day. She's involved in swimming and swan club. Is also known as a buttmuncher. Her friends Hillary & Marissa are pretty much awesome!
Marissa:"You're such a Hannah the Banana!"
by babyface1486 May 9, 2011
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Hannah Montana

A Disney childrens TV show about a typical American girl at a school filled with blind idiots who can't tell that she is some famous star just because her hair is different. Main character played by boring and talentless Miley Cyrus who only gets her million dollar jobs because her daddy is famous.
Ryan: zomg, everyone in Hannah Montana is obviously blind or mentally retarded!
Caitlin: too true, too true, i mean really, i totally want to go on that show and punch her in the face and rip off her stupid blonde wig!
by ohyes. WIN. February 21, 2010
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