horny

i love the feeling of when a guy presses his body against you cause you can feel his dick pressing against your pussy and his chest against your tits oh godd im super horny!!!!
im about to startmasturbating!!! XD

bobby- "im fuckin horny dude!!"

bill- "woah calm the fuck down your gonna explode!"

by arrie! May 31, 2010

Horny Creep

A Horny Creep is a man who only has one thing in mind.. vagina. He tries hard to get what he can't have and will often end the night in anger and tears.

How to recognize a "Horny Creep"
1.) Dick will feel like handlebar
2.) May tickle you without stopping
3.) Say things like "Im so hard right now" or "Can you handle it"
4.) Drinks smirnoff ice

"Sean is a Horny Creep!"

by YourMother7117 August 30, 2009

horny

i hope this definition makes you horny!!!

Stacy was horny so she told her friend Nick to go to her house. when he walked in, she was in a lacy thong and bra. Stacy had DD boobs, a nice body and a nice ass, "hey Nick...follow me." Nick really liked Stacy for a long time so he did as asked. as soon as they got to her room, they were making out. Nick unlatched Stacy's bra with his teeth and ripped her thong while Stacy took off Nick's shirt and pants. His dick was 10 inches long. Nick then started to kiss her neck, finger her pussy, and massage her boob at one time. Stacy was moaning,"OHHH NICK!!! MMM RIGHT THERE!!!! OHHH BABY!!!"she came. then stacy pushed him down and told him to stand up.she got on her knees and gave him the best blow job he ever got. she deep throated him and he came. she ate it all up. then he pushed her to the ground and ate her out, tongue fucking her. she couldn't stand it."BABY FUCKME ALREADY!!" he did as told. he traced hid tongue up her body, stopping to bite her nipples and kiss them. she then put her boobs in his face and he loved it. then they were fucking hard, fast, and messy. they did all positions. after 2 hours, they called Nick's friend, John, and did a threesome. Stacy would suck John's dick John would suck Nick's dick and Nick ate Stacy out. then Nick and John watched Stacy do porn. then after John left, Nick and Stacey had rough messy sex all night and morning.

by YourHornyFriendd April 11, 2011

Hoopy Lickin'

To lick ones hoop (hoop being bum hole)

Im going round his tonight for some hoopy lickin!!

Sam & Jack love the hoopy lickin'!!

by T.A April 3, 2007

mouth-horny

The urge to do something with your mouth, i.e. making out, giving someone a blowjob, biting someone, eating something, chewing gum, etc.

He was baffled when I announced that I was mouth-horny.

by Emu Loving Llama June 16, 2009

The horny owl

A girl with large eyes (the owl/predator), grabs male (mouse/prey) by the penis and proceeds "peck" at it. Once he is hard she continues to flap her arms like wings, creating a pleasingly cool draft on the males penis. A chorus of "hoot hoot"s should be heard throughout"

Finlay: Bro I was with karina last night, she totally gave me the horny owl.

Scott: nice one man!

by Willis69 January 7, 2013

horny

if your a man your penus gets hard and stiff. With a woman your pussie gets wet and slippery and uncomfortable. Horniness can only be solved by having sex or masturbation. Both are fun!!!! (yes i am a slut XD) note to #6: I read your example every day and it makes me very hot and sweaty and horny and sexy. I have sex dreams about my a mystery hot teacher and then I have sex very nice immagination you have!!! Wanna do it?? Any who you get horny when who are attracted to someone who is sexy and hot or when you want to have sex. Or when something turns you on.

A very attractive slut(Jane)in hardly any clothes with big breasts and ass walks by John and he gets an erection. She looks at him and comes over. She sticks her hand in his pants and massages his penus. But she gets too horny she whispers into his ear "follow me hot stuff!" She brings John into her apartment. She invites him over to her bed, jumps on, pats on the bed next to her. She takes off her clothes slowly, then takes off his clothes and pushes him under her. She sticks his penus into her pussie and pushes it up and down his dick very fast. Her wet and slippery vagina is pleasing to him. She starts to moan intensly and very loudly. John is very pleased he releases his cum into her vagina; she screams with pleasure. He watches as her tits bounce up and down as she pumps up and down his penus. His dick slowly goes back to normal size as she guides her pussie off of him. She them makes him get dressed and leave. She gives him a french kiss and grab of his nuts. She closes the door and smiles. She is very pleased and is excited because he may know where she lives but doesn't know her real phone number. And he is shocked by the wonderfully sexy woman he just fucked. He looks at her phone number she wrote on his hand and highly disbelieves that it really is hers.
I hope this story gets you all horny because I'm not really that good in english. Well it gets me horny. So there HA!!

by Jane *wink wink* September 13, 2008