flaming-hoop

origin:
unknown

Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
and
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting

"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"

by SumDumGuy September 18, 2004

Jungle Hoop

A game that black people play also known as "basketball" or simply "hoops" for short. The origins of the game come from African tribes that used a boar skull and put it through a hoop made of boar tusks. Jungle hoop also developed in the ghetto in a similar fashion. Only they used guns and shot each other for possession of the "crack" or "rocks". Currently there is a Jungle Hoop Professional League known as the NBA. In which black people and white people that wish they were black people dress like gangsters and face off. Many criticize the NBA because your ability to make it in the NBA depends greatly on whether or not one has corn rows and tattoos. But everyone knows they just hatin!

Want to go play some jungle hoop?

Kobe Bryant plays jungle hoop well.

by Dr. Davenport January 30, 2009

hooped (Verb)

A term for the anal ringpiece - Hoop - is often made into a verb to form Hooped.
This refers to taking a beating of somekind, or being busy in the workplace.
It is also a derogatory insult for somebody, and fucntions as an adjective to describes one's hoop in its various states.

" Henry you're a dirty hoopsting!"
"Can't talk, we're getting hooped!"
"mmm kiss my hoop!"
"I'm not rimming you tonight Sam, your hoops all stinky!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Hoofy

A dirty person with shabby clothes and a pony tail usually missing teeth and stoned. These people are seen walking or hitch-hiking because a) they cannot afford a car, b) no one would pick them up because they would steal your pot.

Look at that fuckin' hoofy hitching a ride. I bet he would kill us for our pot.

Hey, swerve the car and hit that hoofy over there.

by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

Hoople

A old family name from Scotland. Derived from "one who lives up-the-hill" Uphill, Hipple, Hopple, Hoople, etc.

Hoople as it is spelled, is a mistake. The mistake and mis-spelling was made when many immigrants came to the US through the Ellis Island entrance, and their names were not accurately recorded.

by ross211 November 20, 2013

hoogy

a gay pride hippo

i fucked the hoogy in the ass

by fuzzy lumpkins November 22, 2003

hoody

Refers to an uncircumcised penis as it resembles a hot dog wearing a hooded sweat shirt.

some dude: "You pull bitches with that thing?"

hoody dude: "hell yeah they love the hoody"

hoody chics friend: "He calls it a what?..."

hoody chic: "A HOODY. I swear its the ugliest penis I've ever seen.

by PFC Goodwill December 28, 2005