Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

Chocolate Hitler

When a man invades your Polish tunnel and you offer no resistance

i had a chocolate hitler last night.

by Revengerer May 29, 2009

Off the Hitler

When someone puts another person in extreme physical pain.

Man, when Tom rammed his fist into Bob's nutsack, it was off the Hitler.

by bodhicide January 12, 2005

hitlers mustache

a small, well trimmed pube patch

All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache

by muff muncher May 24, 2006

Adolf Hitler

President of germany 1938-1945 A very viscious racist man. Leader of the nazi party which killed and torchered millions of innocent people. Dissapeared after germany lost WW2.

News reperter Adolf Hitler has now inaveded poland

by wvalltheway July 10, 2009

Dirty Hitler

When somebody wipes a small piece of poo across someone's upper lip.They then have a mustache like Hitler.

When Craig got knocked out I stuck my finger up my butt hole and gave him a dirty Hitler.

by T-rent October 12, 2014

Baby Hitler

When a woman's nipple hair is so long that when she breastfeeds, it looks like her baby has a Hitler moustache.

Diana's nipple hair was so long that when she breastfed her baby he had a baby hitler.

by Pumpkinhead July 21, 2017