you have gay

A way to describe a person who has done an idiotic thing. Leaving them with terrible consequence at the end.

Omg I can't believe you just did that! You have gay!

by fireballpenguin November 27, 2017

stop having a Cheney

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing

A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...

by Cameron S December 22, 2002

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

have some tea

An inside joke question, to which the proper responce is "Yes indeed".

Refers to an old wave file from a Bruce Lee movie.

Have some tea?
Yes indeed!

by Chris Paladino March 13, 2003

don't have a cow

See have a cow. "Don't have a cow" is a trademark expression for the TV series' favorite son, Bart Simpson. Bart is the typical problem child who is always testing the authority figures in his life. In contrast is the good child, Lisa Simpson, who is never a challenge to her elders -- and often fades into the woodwork because of it.

Lisa started to freak out when Bart took the bottle of rum from the cabinet, poured one cup out, then filled the bottle back up with water. Bart socked Lisa in the arm and said, "Don't have a cow!"

by MsLi January 29, 2006

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

Have A Baby By Me

An indecent way of proposing marriage to someone.
Asking someone to be connected to you for the rest of your lives. Eventually, you will hate each other because of this.
Coined by 50 Cent.

"Hey girl, I love you. You should have a baby by me."

by dafoeswords November 29, 2009