Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009

left-handed handy

the most prestigious type of hand job

Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.

by Bruce Goosen August 10, 2006

Hanklerfish

An anglerfish drawn by a hank.

5% of the pre-orered the fault in our stars will have a Hanklerfish on them

by Mr Sofa Mam August 19, 2011

have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

Man handled

When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

He man handled me Into the kitchen

by Frederickdotcom November 3, 2013

prison handles

The flab or fatback flap on the back of a male prison rape victim. It is used as a handle for gay anal sex.

An insulting name for a sissy fat guy.

I raped that fat white boy. I grabbed him on his prison handles and fukked his ass raw.

Come here and let me pimp slap you, prison handles.

by Assex 776 September 7, 2007

hate handles

obliques, since nobody loves "love" handles.

Water? That'll go straight to your hate handles!

by dom8 July 7, 2010