hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

hamstercam

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

by Art Terry February 14, 2009

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.

Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!

by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

Hapster

Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.

"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"

"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."

by Thug 9 August 18, 2014

himsters

The loyal followers of the band HIM not to be confused with a bamtard. himsters actually like the band. not because bam margera does. Himsters are often part of fanclubs and so on.

Himsters are the real HIM fans. bamtards are not.

by Underxthexrose November 30, 2005

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

Hamstermid

1. A pyramid made of hamsters.
2. A pile made by one or more hamsters after taking dinner.

1. Miss C: Ooh ... All my hamsters got on top of each other and they look like a pyramid.

Mr. M: Erm ... Hamstermid ?

2. I should clean my hamster's cage. It looks like he made a hamstermid last night.

by Azzaro September 26, 2009