simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

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Get the simple homug.

ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.

"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"

by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017

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Get the ho boatingmug.

Ho Shit

(can also be termed "hoe shit") noun. - defined by men or women selling sex, the act/illusion of sex, sexual napalms, or sexuality for a certain type of gain. This gain can be a variety of things, such as attention, publicity, materialism, monetary value, nourishment, security, etc. The phrase has always been around but was popularized back in 2005 by r&b songstress Erykah Badu on a YouTube Video explaining how to stay a relevant celebrity.

Tiger Woods' ho shit nearly cost him one of his eyes and some teeth, as wife Elin chased after him with a golf club.

by Dishalon13 April 11, 2010

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