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Harley is a girl. Harley is an EXTREMELY cute girl who is very pretty and exciting to be around. A Harley is funny, sweet and the most kind hearted person you know. They are wacky and weird but intoxicatingly beautiful and addictive; they are mysterious, shy at first, and you want to love them. Harleys are crazy and short, usually with big dark eyes and long dark hair with soft skin and cute dimples. A Harley will love you as long as you are affectionate, loving and fun. A Harley yearns for excitement and tend to fear their significant other will leave them for their odd behaviour or style. But they are joyous to be around.
Guy: Hey! I got Harley to go on a date with me!
Other guy:She's a bit weird, very cute though

Guy: Yeah, she's a Harley alright!
Harley by Dragon Scale August 21, 2017
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harveyed 

To be harveryed. When one is deemed to be harveyed one has drunk oneself into a comma using generic vodka at a party. The result of this coma usually involved the person who has been harveyed projectile vomiting in a dog cage followed shortly by passing out in a feild. One can only be said to be truly harveyed if ones parents are called in the small hours of the morning to collect their comatosed child.
"Hello Mrs Harvey, would you be able to come and collect Andrew, he's been harveyed."
harveyed by Jermain Jerome October 1, 2006

the Harley Davidson 

whilst your partner is on all fours, you insert your thumb into their starfish. Once this is done, you rotate your wrist in a manor which resembles the throttle of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
So I was banging this chick doggy style last night, and she gushed great volumes when I gave her the Harley Davidson
the Harley Davidson by JAFCO December 14, 2011

Harley Quinn 

The jokers girlfriend/sidekick and one of the smartest, most bad, and hottest batman super villains whom actually killed boy wonder (robin) and uses her street smarts to get by
Person one- Did you see Harley Quinn in the suicide squad movie?

Person two- She sure was head over heals for her pudden.
Harley Quinn by Harlsgirl August 17, 2016

harleysville 

A town northwest of Philly. One of the nicer spots in Pennsylvania. Harleysville seems to attract some of the more wealthy people in Pennsylvania. Most have big homes and expensive cars. A good percentage of teens in Harleysville are potheads, but stay away from most all other drugs. They are also used to getting whatever they want whenever they want it.
I live in Harleysville.
harleysville by 2312 August 25, 2007

harvest time in the zucchini patch 

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.
Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.