An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
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A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.
HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!
by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008
Get the Guido Pump mug.A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.
by guidette love March 17, 2012
Get the guidette mug.the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010
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by Llennodc March 28, 2010
Get the Guidouche mug.The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.
by lmaothistownisdumb March 15, 2011
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