the dark matter that watches when you sleep
by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
by LM Colt September 12, 2022

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."
"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."
by tombaron86 February 14, 2025

by Jeggerz February 7, 2015

Greg put Princeton Review out of business!
I got into Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth , Harvard, UPenn, Princeton, and Yale - thanks to Greg.
I got into Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth , Harvard, UPenn, Princeton, and Yale - thanks to Greg.
by #1 gregorian September 26, 2019

by Greg Rp May 2, 2025
