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the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep
by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022
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Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016
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Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"
by LM Colt September 12, 2022
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Lil Greg

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."
"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."
by tombaron86 February 14, 2025
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gregged

Had the best head the other day, gregged everywhere.
by Jeggerz February 7, 2015
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greg

George from 1600.io, Yale alumnus
Greg put Princeton Review out of business!
I got into Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth , Harvard, UPenn, Princeton, and Yale - thanks to Greg.
by #1 gregorian September 26, 2019
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Greg R

The state of being so awesome you need to hide out as Daryl McCalvin and play Snapchat and WePlay
Greg R is what I identify as
by Greg Rp May 2, 2025
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