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Google Intelligence

Engaging in an online debate without any pre-existing knowledge of the topic at-hand; instead conducting Google searches in an attempt to appear educated on the issue.
"I copied and pasted your last response into Google and found that you took it word-for-word from a website. Do you have any first-hand knowledge or experience you'd like to offer, or would you rather continue to use Google Intelligence solely to make your points for you?
by paleriderinpa February 25, 2011
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got googled

A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.
Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.
by Zolenskify December 14, 2020
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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016
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Google It And Prove It

Google It And Prove It is a term used to ask someone to prove what they are saying is true Googling it.
Kevin: Did you know that pigs can fly in Africa
Timmy: No they cant!
Kevin: Google It And Prove It!
by Clap Clap Meme Review June 11, 2018
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