Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.

Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering

by Person881 December 12, 2023

Goober brigade

A large collection of Goobers.

Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.

by Drake Stewart October 9, 2022

Goober

Snot hanging from your nose

Hey mate, you've got a Goober hangin'

by Xamresd February 13, 2023

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023