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Danny Glass

The finest, greatest cummer in existence. His large, meaty dick fucks many women sideways at once. Mia Khalifa enjoyed choking on his wood. Some people that have sucked that big meat say it’s burnt, but it may be black.

Danny Glass is a pornstar for Brazzers who is well-known for fucking women sideways, most of the time, he fucks thirty women at once, creating a chorus of sex. Dans hidden secret is that he likes to cum on women’s belly buttons and play around with it like a puddle. He might eventually scream “Yaayyyy!”.

Mia Khalifa loves Danny Glass. Especially pickled and buttered up. Danny likes Mia Khalifa because of her smearing that fine, pure, golden coconut butter all over his big, meaty, wood.
1.
Mom: “I got fucked by Danny Glass last night.”
Son: “What about Dad?”
Mom: “He’s your father.”

2. Danny Glass’ dick is bigger than a forest of wood.
by exoticbug44 February 29, 2020
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stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 23, 2023
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no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.
by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013
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Busted wine glass

When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass

Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!

*high fives*
by Thedefininggoddess August 4, 2016
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Texas Shot Glass

the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.
Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.
by grubdog November 13, 2019
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egg magnifying glass

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass
by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021
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off glass

This chic is fucking your man, man my and the next man. She is off glass!!
by t sweets April 27, 2004
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