Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

Cum guzzling thundercunt

Your mum

Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

cum-guzzler

Cum-guzzler could be used in roughly the same way as "dickrider". Basically, someone who likes something to the extent that they'd constantly bring them up and annoy the fuck out of others. It could be also used to describe someone that likes someone when the feeling isn't mutual.

1. Sophie is so fine oml
2. Stop being a cum-guzzler, Finn. She doesn't even know you

by iloveguzzlingcum February 22, 2025

Slobber guzzle

The process of performing a sloppy blowjob and then swallowing every drop of cum.

There is no one that performs Slobber Guzzle like Barry does.

by Girl karma time May 22, 2025

Huzz Guzzler

Someone who swallows girls bodily fluid no matter the type, while punching their own dick.

I saw this huzz guzzler last week with like 10 chicks, lowkey wanna try that tho

by Hdekxngbbfekdm August 27, 2025

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018