by ronalduurr October 3, 2022
Get the GAJN mug.Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Gas followed by mass mug.An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.
The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.
by ratsbackside January 15, 2023
Get the swamp gas mug.“It never gave” is used to describe something that was never an option or a given, just a bad look!!! Opposite of “that’s a given”
terrible ideanot validateda bad look
terrible ideanot validateda bad look
It never gave black air forces tbh.
You saw the nigga Cardi B was with? Yes girl it never gaveee👎🏽👎🏽.
Girl ya pussy stink... it never gave love.
You saw the nigga Cardi B was with? Yes girl it never gaveee👎🏽👎🏽.
Girl ya pussy stink... it never gave love.
by Badbitchvibes December 3, 2019
Get the it never gave mug.A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
by Useful farmer November 22, 2021
Get the Gavin Newsome mug.What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way,
what a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you.
what a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you.
by thespacecowboooy October 15, 2011
Get the Wicked game mug.A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
by #DanTheMan February 23, 2013
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