five second frencher

A long french kiss with a duration of at least five seconds

"Tonight me and my girlfriend went for a bike ride along the golf course and I gave her a five second frencher on the 16th hole"

by Randy and the J-bo June 6, 2005

faux French

a person who pretends to be a cute French person, this can be a boy or a girl. Normally their fake or like a poser

Ashley: I'm French

Brenden: no, your faux French

Ashley: crap...

by iiluffhellokitty November 13, 2010

take it like the french

When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.

Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004

French Language

a language that has many silent ass letters

the french language should silence itself

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

French Hurricane

First person takes a dump in a toilet, second person gives first person a swirly while giving them head

Me and girlfriend just did a french hurricane

by slim bob May 6, 2010

french fried

Using a potato to smoke.(get high)

We could not my bowl so we made one with a potato and we got french fried.

by yourmanskimjong January 26, 2015

finching off

Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.

We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.

by metaverse December 10, 2010