Dictionary Fight

When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.

However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.
Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.

Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!
by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018
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frude fight

frude fight is when men and women join in a cafeteria, strip butt naked and throw food at each other.
kind of like a food fight but that involves... clothing.
that frude fight the staff had was epic. I heard it took 5 hours for the janitor to clean the cafeteria!!
by semin_cannin February 07, 2017
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Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor
Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014
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space fight

When you argue, make threats or try to put someone down through MySpace or Facebook
Bust it Baby talking about a photo she seen on the page of On My Grind girl.

Bust it Baby: U need 2 take dat shirt off cuz u look like shit.

On My Grind: Fuck u stank hoe u just mad cuz yo man chose me

Bust it Baby: I am not gonna even get into a Space Fight wit this hoe cuz I got warrants cuz of another space fight I go into
by gemini06 August 17, 2009
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slug fight

when an intoxicated pair kiss with only their tongues

usually used when one is disgusted by the act
Did you see Alexis and Josh slug fighting on New Years at Spencer's?
by thatgirlboi January 05, 2017
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pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.

by Seilka Dracon February 04, 2008
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Kick-Fight

When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one asks to stop or a bone is broken.

Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.
Greg: Yo pal - you up for a kick-fight?
Cal: Yeah why not mate

During kick fight:

Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you
by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
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