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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
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fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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fart whispering

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.
Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?
by ElJeepo December 8, 2015
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Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
by O2L January 8, 2016
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fart nap

When you are relaxing during a nice nap and let out some gas.
I was so hungover I just wanted to leave work and take a nice fart nap on the couch.
by Edfoo August 17, 2016
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